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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:04
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Palantir's stock price surges on AI news, gamma squeeze - TheStreet
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What kinds of books should a 19 years old girl read?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
India's central bank beats market expectations to deliver an outsized rate cut of 50 points - CNBC
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Scientists learn how mosquitoes outsmart and evade human defenses - Earth.com
They put up a sign reading
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Can AI render a high resolution image from a low resolution image?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
‘Echo Valley’ Is the Trashiest A-List Lifetime Movie You’ve Ever Seen - rollingstone.com
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
The #1 Protein for Insulin Resistance, According to Health Experts - EatingWell
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Apple’s Music app in iOS 26 gains my favorite feature from the Mac - 9to5Mac